Oh, you thought I was going to write the entire site out in longhand? Sorry, I may be crazy but I'm not insane...

I think I'll do this in the venerable question and answer format making it look like a FAQ when it really isn't. How can there be any frequently asked questions when this is a brand new redesign and I'm prone to ignoring people's questions anyways? With that out of the way, onto more talking about me.

What's this site all about?

Me. Me and nothing but me. Yes, I'm pompous enough to think I merit a whole website about me, but, quite honestly, who doesn't? I am simply that freakin' wonderful.

Sweet Jebus, that is pompous.

I'm not really that pompous. I was just trying some pomposity on for size. It's all the rage these days, I've heard. In reality, I have more humility in my little finger than in your whole damn body.

There goes your 'G' rating...

Those are just words. Yes, I can work blue when it's funny. Does it really matter? To some parents, yes. But any parent who lets his underage kid play around on the Internet unsupervised deserves what he'll eventually get.

At the same time, I don't feel the need to be needlessly vulgar. I don't swear like a wounded pirate in real life, so why should I here? Just because one can say something doesn't mean one necessarily should. That goes for all sorts of vulgarity, obscenity and other potty talk. I mean, I'm not 12 years old and giggling at bad words in the dictionary, for crying out loud.